The Grumpy Driver's Handbook: A Grump's Guide to the Highway Code

The Grumpy Driver's Handbook: A Grump's Guide to the Highway Code

by Ivor Grump (Author)

Synopsis

Following in the curmudgeonly footsteps of One Grump or Two, The Grumpy Driver's Handbook is a celebration of all that is miserable and tedious on the road. Driving brings out the worst in even the most mild mannered individual and so a book on the worst habits in motoring and the 'joys' of car ownership is the natural gift for the career grump. Spurred on by endless roadworks, coned-off lanes, BMW drivers, white van men, speed cameras, lunatic cyclists, rude taxi drivers and kamikazi motorcyclists, the grump has an ocean of opportunity for expression. The Grumpy Driver's Handbook (including The Highway Grump) tackles the evils of lane swappers, caravan owners, bumper huggers, rubber neckers, light jumpers, hard shoulder cruisers, sleeping policemen and speaking policemen.

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Format: Hardcover
Pages: 144
Edition: First Edition
Publisher: Portico
Published: 19 Oct 2009

ISBN 10: 1906032793
ISBN 13: 9781906032791
Book Overview: *The perfect gift for everyone from the mildy irritated motorist to the full-on career grump. * This hilarious new book is jammed from bonnet to boot with everything that makes you cross about your fellow road user. * Pours scorn on spoilers, Eco 4x4s, body styling kits, electric cars; investigates the mysteries of the child seat, owners manuals, spare wheels and rants about personal number plates, furry dice, congestion charges and hub caps, plus much much more.

Author Bio
Ivor Grump has been attempting golf since the tender age of 14. He was the Worcestershire Golf Club's junior champion in 1976 and it's been downhill all the way ever since. His nadir was losing 13 golf balls at Royal Sandwich and failing to complete the course. Grump is one of the founding members of the PGA (Professional Grumps Association).