by RobManuel (Author)
Forget the Funniest Jokes Ever, Vols 1, 2, 3 and 4, this joke book presents the jokes you might be afraid to repeat to your closest friends, totally uncensored and hilariously illustrated.
If you need an antidote to the politically correct madness that is par for the course today then why not give this highly amusing but highly offensive collection a go?
We guarantee you won't find a single PC joke, and if you find one that even borders on inoffensive we might just give you your money back. That's 'might'.
The wonderfully sick jokes include:
* What's got one ball and fucks whores? Peter Sutcliffe's hammer.
* What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS.
* Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack.
* Why do women always cry after sex? Mace.
Format: Paperback
Pages: 192
Publisher: The Friday Project
Published: 01 Oct 2006
ISBN 10: 1905548281
ISBN 13: 9781905548286
Book Overview: The book you are holding in your hands is -- without doubt -- the sickest collection of sick jokes the world has ever seen. Sick jokes about religion; sick jokes about dead celebrities; sick jokes about injured babies; sick jokes about animals. And don't even get us started on the cartoons. Yes, there may be plenty of other joke books that claim to be 'sick' or 'bad taste' or -- worst of all -- 'politically incorrect'. But those joke books are frauds. The jokes in this book are so sick that the major book shops refused to stock it unless we wrapped it in plastic. So we did. Here's a slightly-censored taster! What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins after a house fire. What's black and blue and afraid of sex? The ***** in my *****. What's got three legs and goes woof? *****. What's black and loud? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. What's read and white and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl. What's got one ball and ***** prostitutes? ***** Enjoy!
`[a] puerile digital arts community' Guardian
Rob Manuel is co-founder of the hugely popular b3ta.com and has provided animations and illustrations for a range of clients, including web and TV companies. His most recent commission was for the advertising campaign for Virgin trains. This was not his proudest moment.