The Ultimate Book of Filthy Jokes

by Mike Oxbent (Author)

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  Paperback
  2005

  $3.40

  Two old ladies go to the zoo and see an angry male elephant with a huge erection. The elephant is rampaging round the enclosure and one of the old ladies says, 'Gracious, d'you think he'll charge?' The other old lady looks at the erection and says, 'Well, yes - I think he'd be entitled to!' Too rude for prudes and following in the bestselling tradition of 'The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes', here is a fantastic collection of over 1,000 of the filthiest - and funniest - jokes ever. Ever wondered what Cinderella did when she got to the ball (she choked) or why a woman is like a condom (both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick); even, what do you call an adolescent rabbit? (A pubic hare.) Politically unacceptable perhaps, but how else would you know what to call a sheep tied to a Welsh lamp post? (A leisure centre.)