The Bumper Book of Kerryman Jokes

by Des Mac Hale (Author)

• Used

  Paperback
  2005

  $4.15

  The Bumper Book of Kerryman Jokes contains hundreds of jokes, riddles, one-liners, stories and inventions to thrill even the most politically-correct among us. Why do Kerry dogs have flat faces? From chasing parked cars. First Kerryman: 'What's Mick's other name?' Second Kerryman: 'Mick who?' Have you heard about the Kerryman who bought a black and white dog? He figured the licence would be cheaper than for a coloured one. Two Corkmen and a Kerryman were about to be shot by firing squad so they decided to try and divert their executioners and escape in the resulting confusion. 'Air-raid!' shouted the first Corkman, and made his escape as the guards took cover. 'Avalanche!' shouted the second Corkman and he too got away. 'Fire!' shouted the Kerryman.