A Load of Old Bristle: Krek Waiter's Peak Bristle (Local Dialect)

by Derek Robinson (Author), Derek Robinson (Author), Wiltshire Vic (Illustrator), Vic Wiltshire (Author)

• Used

  Paperback
  2002

  $22.59

  For the first time-every word of Bristle you need to know, in one book! Speak Bristle fluently, without going to Nice Cool! Master the difference between Forgots Ache and Yukon Talk. Learn Bristle Time- measured in Mince, Daze, Munce and Yers. This valuable guide covers everything from health (Dire Eel) to gardening (Rub Sheep), from geography (Port Zed, Bart Nil, Annum) to shopkeepers' chat (Thin Else? Ooze Necks?). If you're baffled (Blow Defy Know), read it aloud (Seizure Knit Looks) and you'll understand (Get it Sordid Doubt). Try it. (Sink Ready Bull!)