by TommyCooper (Author)
My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me know where.
Format: Illustrated
Pages: 336
Edition: Illustrated
Publisher: Preface Publishing
Published: 03 Oct 2013
ISBN 10: 1848093128
ISBN 13: 9781848093126
Book Overview: For the first time the complete Tommy Cooper in a bumper paperback. Put the smile into Christmas with this, the definitive Tommy Cooper Joke book. Including the pick of Tommy's own extensive gag library, favourite stories and photographs.