Smarties Hilariously Funny verse (Nick Revill)

by Mike Ashley (Author), Mike Ashley (Author)

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  2000

  $3.36

  A brand new, very silly collection of hilariously funny verse, from the well-known and ridiculous to the new and very very stupid. There are short poems, long poems, naughty limericks, and rude limericks. It includes verse about teachers, poems about cows, rhymes about dinosaurs and there might even be one about you. This book is illustrated throughout with loony cartoons. There's something alive in my trainers, It lives at the toe-end; My Mum says it's disgusting; But it cheers me up no end! Down the stream the swans all glide, It's quite the cheapest way to ride; Their legs get wet. Their tummies wetter. I think after all the bus is better.