1001 Insults, Put-downs, and Comebacks

by StevenPrice (Editor)

• Used

  Paperback
  2007

  $13.07

  A collection of often impolite, but always witty taunts from the world's masters of the studied insult.

• Used

  Hardcover
  2005

  $3.29

  The stupid person's idea of a clever person. --Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley That insolent little ruffian, that crapulous lout. When he quitted a sofa, he left behind him a smear. --Norman Cameron on Dylan Thomas An insult can be bad-mannered, offensive, and infuriating, but every one of us has surely had one of those moments when we just wish we had thought of a good one. Unlike most of us, however, there are those who always seem to have the perfect comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources, with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, along with many others, including: - A large shaggy dog unchained scouring the beaches of the world and baying at the moon. --Robert Louis Stevenson on Walt Whitman - The triumph of sugar over diabetes. --George Nathan on J. M. Barrie - He was another one that was a complete fizzle ...Pierce didn't know what was going on, and even if he had, he wouldn't have known what to do about it. --Harry Truman on Franklin Pierce - He is such an infernal liar. --Ulysses Grant on Andrew Johnson - Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. --Mark Twain - I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. --Groucho Marx - Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. --Oscar Levant