How to be a Perfect Father: The Ultimate Guide for New Dads

How to be a Perfect Father: The Ultimate Guide for New Dads

by Gerry Cornelius (Author)

Synopsis

Fathers. Can't live with 'em, can't get born without 'em. And it's worse if you actually are one! At last: the complete illustrated, annotated guide to the art of being a male parent, something at least half the population contemplates at some point in their lives. This humorous guide to paternal perfection features a snappy pinup of a beach babe, many, many blank pages for notes, and addresses and phone numbers of 24-hour poison control centers.

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Format: Paperback
Pages: 128
Edition: annotated edition
Publisher: Da Capo Press Inc
Published: 23 Feb 2004

ISBN 10: 1568583028
ISBN 13: 9781568583020

Media Reviews
If you haven't yet given birth, you might consider getting a plant, or even a fish, to put you in the right frame of mind. Gotta water that ficus every day, clean that fishbowl once a week, give little Nemo some food! Skip a weekend -- whoops! Namo's belly-up in the tank. Theres fatherhood for you in a nutshell, or fishbowl. Same principle. Feed that baby. Keep it more or less clean. Don't drop and don't forget! How hard can it be, right? Right. A snap, like I said.