A Teen's Guide to Modern Manners

by SamNorman (Author)

• Used

  Hardcover
  2016

  $3.25

  There's little that's been written yet
  Concerning teenage etiquette,
  So as a sort of useful guide
  Some gruesome cases lie inside
  Of teenagers who lost their way
  And ultimately had to pay.
  You'll read about the tragic fate
  Of Pete, who couldn't get a date,
  And Jen, whose hopes and dreams were quashed,
  And James, who staunchly never washed.
  This book could be, and no mistake,
  The best investment that you make,
  So quickly - pluck it from the shelf!
  Or suffer some such fate yourself...

• New

  Hardcover
  2016

  $11.56

  There's little that's been written yet
  Concerning teenage etiquette,
  So as a sort of useful guide
  Some gruesome cases lie inside
  Of teenagers who lost their way
  And ultimately had to pay.
  You'll read about the tragic fate
  Of Pete, who couldn't get a date,
  And Jen, whose hopes and dreams were quashed,
  And James, who staunchly never washed.
  This book could be, and no mistake,
  The best investment that you make,
  So quickly - pluck it from the shelf!
  Or suffer some such fate yourself...