The Last Testament: A Memoir

The Last Testament: A Memoir

by God (Author), David Javerbaum (Contributor)

Synopsis

From the creation of the universe to jeggings, the Lord Almighty has been a pivotal player in nearly all the major decisions of the past 20 epochs. Now for the first time He starts dishing the dirt on all aspects of the universe and the creatures therein, starting with Adam and Steve (you read right) and ending with Snooki. He also addresses hot button topics like prayer in school and evolution; and divulges his 'inside picks' for the next 93 super bowls. Sure to appeal to a broad base of readers, from the most ardent apocalyptist to the most blasphemous Darwinian.

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Format: Hardcover
Pages: 400
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Published: 01 Nov 2011

ISBN 10: 1451640188
ISBN 13: 9781451640182

Media Reviews
Presented as `A Memoir by God,' the book comes divided into chapters and numbered verses like the Bible, if the Bible were narrated by Mel Brooks on crack-laced manna. It's a bawdy circus of theological vaudeville-Shadrach, Meshach and To-bed-we-go!-determined to sacrifice every sacred cow on the altar of farce. -Ron Charles, The Washington Post
The Last Testament is billed as a message from God as transcribed by David Javerbaum, the former head writer and executive producer of `The Daily Show With Jon Stewart,' whose specialty is chutzpah. With no apparent qualms Mr. Javerbaum steps into the infinitely big shoes of the Almighty to deliver a series of pronouncements, gags, parodies of Biblical passages and even a 12-step program envisioned from God's point of view. . . . The Last Testament is fearless . . . a recklessly funny set of gags about all things religious and quite a few things secular too. -Janet Maslin, The New York Times
I can't be sure, but I think the famously blasphemous Mark Twain (who once said he didn't want to go to heaven because he hated harp music) would have chuckled his way through Javerbaum's book. Maybe even snorted. Because it's very funny. Offensive to some, for sure, but very funny. -A.J. Jacobs for The Globe & Mail
A `memoir' by God [The Last Testament] does what The Daily Show does so well-it satirizes religion by both taking it seriously and not taking it seriously at all, using humor to both point out the inconsistencies of the holiest texts and to describe God's codependent relationship with celebrities. -Salon.com
This book plays spin doctor for the Big Guy, in the form of a really new testament. Author David Javerbaum, formerly a writer and producer for 'The Daily Show With Jon Stewart,' brings that show's arch snappiness to his task, laying out what God really had in mind . . . If you're a churchgoer you might ask, well, isn't this sacrilegious? In many places, decidedly so. And if the human temptation is to continually imagine God in our own image (face it, you think God agrees with your positions on abortion, taxes and political parties, don't you?), The Last Testament does so with a vengeance, quoting a pop-culture-savvy Creator who despises Sarah Palin and holds reliably progressive social views. . . . People of faith should be glad when religious themes show up in popular discourse, even if it's for a cheap joke. Better to be satirized than to be ignored. And, of course, the premise of 'The Daily Show' is in effect: Satire can be the best vehicle for truth. -Buffalo News
Spit-take funny. -The Jewish Daily Forward

Oh, God . . . There are enough laughs here, not to mention a dazzling underlying knowledge of theology, to give plenty of props to Javerbaum. -Booklist (starred review)
A blithely blasphemous satire of monotheism. . . . Adherents of every Abrahamic faith will find plenty of hilarious, offensive manna for thought in these revelations. -Publishers Weekly
Damned comical. Amen. -Kirkus Reviews
Absurdity reigns in The Last Testament. . . . A wickedly funny introduction to the opinions and modus operandi of God, 'King of the Universe.' -ShelfAwareness.com
I want every Christian I know to have a copy of this book. -NewAtheism.Blogspot.com
No doubt the old rogue savors the irony that the most appreciative readers of his Last Testament are likely to be atheists. He might even have written it specially for them. -The Atheist Conservative.com
There's something pitch-perfect about the tone and tenor of The Last Testament . . . Readers from every religion will find things to laugh at and/or be offended by in this book. -January magazine
An irreverent look at Judaism, Christianity and Islam, sparing no religion, or religious leaders, any barbs. -The Christian Post
[David Javerbaum] takes ghost writing to new heights. . . . The entire book is written to provoke laughter. That isn't a bad thing in a world where we take ourselves far too seriously, most of the time. -Ottawa Citizen
Author Bio
God has been grabbing headlines ever since first creating the universe. Indeed, the multi-talented deity has been involved in the development of every single thing that has ever happened, including the Crusades, plate tectonics, and Seinfeld. His previous serious works as an author, The Old Testament, The New Testament, and The Koran, have sold an impressive 5 billion copies, with the first two in particular coming to be collectively regarded as something of a bible of their field. DAVID JAVERBAUM is a comedy writer living in New York.