Football Jokes: Fantastically funny jokes for football fanatics

by Macmillan Children's Books (Author), Jane Eccles (Illustrator), Macmillan Adult's Books (Author)

• Used

  Unabridged
  2014

  $3.29

  Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

  When is a footballer like a baby?

  When he dribbles.

  Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?

  The ghoulie, of course

  Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?

  They both have trouble with the key.

  What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?

  An elephant with wet football boots.

  How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?

  Well-armed!

  How can a footballer stop his nose running?

  Put out a foot and trip it up.

  What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?

  Fry-day.

• New

  Unabridged
  2014

  $8.57

  Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

  When is a footballer like a baby?

  When he dribbles.

  Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?

  The ghoulie, of course

  Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?

  They both have trouble with the key.

  What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?

  An elephant with wet football boots.

  How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?

  Well-armed!

  How can a footballer stop his nose running?

  Put out a foot and trip it up.

  What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?

  Fry-day.