Football Jokes: Fantastically funny jokes for football fanatics

Football Jokes: Fantastically funny jokes for football fanatics

by Macmillan Children's Books (Author), Jane Eccles (Illustrator), Macmillan Adult's Books (Author)

Synopsis

Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

When is a footballer like a baby?

When he dribbles.

Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?

The ghoulie, of course

Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?

They both have trouble with the key.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?

An elephant with wet football boots.

How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?

Well-armed!

How can a footballer stop his nose running?

Put out a foot and trip it up.

What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?

Fry-day.

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More Information

Format: Unabridged
Pages: 112
Edition: Main Market
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Published: 05 Jun 2014

ISBN 10: 1447254619
ISBN 13: 9781447254614
Children’s book age: 7-9 Years
Book Overview: A hilarious collection of the funniest football jokes around!

Author Bio
Macmillan Children's Books