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How to Embarrass Teachers

How to Embarrass Teachers

by PaulCookson (Author)

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    Paperback 2013

    $4.15
Synopsis

Ever cringed at something your teacher has said or done? Then these poems are for you! Now's the time to find out how a well-placed whoopee cushion (amongst other things) can make your teacher squirm . . .

All the class is silent

Our eyes are fixed on where

The whoopee cushion's waiting on our teacher's chair

We're praying for the moment, when she will sit down

We're thinking of the giggling when we hear that funny sound -

SQUEAK! BLART! HONK! FLURP! PARP! BLURRRR!

The whoopee cushion's waiting on our teacher's chair.

Paul Cookson

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More Information

Format: Paperback
 Pages: 96
 Edition: Main Market Ed.
 Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Published: 17 Jan 2013
ISBN 10: 1447241266
ISBN 13: 9781447241263
Children’s book age: 7-9 Years

Author Bio
Paul Cookson spends most of his time visiting schools, performing his poetry and helping children to write their own poems. Paul has compiled lots of books for Macmillan (over 500,000 copies sold to date), including The Works, and has two collections of his own poetry. He supports Everton, and lives in Nottinghamshire with his wife and children.