by Ben & Jack (Author)
Ben and Jack say: 'We live in a beautiful, enchanting world, a startling universe resplendent with a cornucopia of multitudinous delights - the laughter of a child; the first rainfall after an endless, sweltering summer; the twinkling reflection of a full moon over a calm midnight lake on a cool autumnal night; a freshly baked ciabatta, straight from a Tuscan oven, bristling with peppery salami and just-ripened avocado, coquettishly handed to you by an olive-skinned, raven-haired, nubile signorina. This much we know. Oh yeah, and there are some things that look like c**ks.'
Format: Hardcover
Pages: 96
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC
Published: 05 Oct 2009
ISBN 10: 1408802457
ISBN 13: 9781408802458
Book Overview: 'Please don't attach my name to this s**t' Simon Pegg 'There's an old saying that goes If it looks like a cock, walks like a cock and talks like a cock, it probably is a cock. These things just look like cocks' Al Murray This book will be accompanied by a creative marketing campaign including an online forum for readers to send in their own photos of things that look like c**ks The perfect gift book for anyone with a warped sense of humour