Booty Nomad

by ScottMebus (Author)

• Used

  Abridged
  2004

  $6.98

  David has just dumped the girl he loved. But it wasn't his fault. Not really. She made him do it. After all, she was The Eater of Souls. And now she's buried in the relationship graveyard that is David's mobile phone directory - alongside Opera Girl, Bendy Girl, Ru Paul and Totem Pole. The only problem is, The Eater of Souls is still eating him up. He misses everything about her. Even her stubborn refusal to have sex with him because she felt like her dog was watching. We've all been there.

  Then along comes The Goddess. She's perfect: funny, attractive and, most importantly, single. Plus, she's got an amazing body. In short, she's every booty nomad's fantasy: she might just be the one. But The Goddess is, err, a Goddess - not so easy to catch and even harder to keep. And nobody is capable of screwing up the really important things in life quite like our booty hero.

  From the pathetic paranoias of the love-lorn to the cringe-worthy cock-ups of the love-struck, Booty Nomad captures modern life with perfectly black humour and dialogue to die for. It's the only thing you'll need to guide you through the booty byways.