by JeffGreen (Author)
Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the table for one in a draught, please . In this book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that how to pretend you've got a significant other half. For women: leave the fridge door open for no reason. For men: wash your towels. And if you've just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach closure , otherwise known as uncompromising REVENGE. Green also includes great chat-up lines for the older lover - Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven? ; beauty tips for dates - how to look 20 years younger? Stand further away; and things not to say on a first date - would you like to see my shrine to the others? If you're in a couple, this book will remind you why your own situation is - just about - worth tolerating. And if you're happily single, follow Jeff's advice and you're guaranteed to stay that way.
Format: Paperback
Pages: 176
Edition: Digital original
Publisher: Sphere
Published: 06 Nov 2003
ISBN 10: 0751535494
ISBN 13: 9780751535495