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How To Have a No.1 Hit Single

How To Have a No.1 Hit Single

by JonathanMaitland (Author)

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    Paperback 2002

    $6.73
Synopsis

A hilarious diary of the author's attempts to have a No. 1 hit single On 1st May 2001, Jonathan Maitland decided to attempt to fulfil a lifetime's ambition. To this effect, he placed a [pound]100 bet on himself with William Hill, at 50 to 1, that he would have a No 1 hit single in the music charts by 1st May 2002. The only thing standing in his way was a complete lack of natural musical talent. This book is a humorous diary of his attempts to do just that, and prove that, unlike Hear'Say, you don't need a [pound]1.5 million TV series and huge marketing budget to get to No. 1: a little ingenuity, a lot of determination and a dash of bullshit will suffice. HOW TO HAVE A NO 1 HIT SINGLE is the hilarious and heartbreaking tale of Jonathan Maitland and his 'heroically average' band, Surf 'n' Turf's single-minded quest for pop stardom. A quest that will take them from weddings and bar mitzvahs to the possibility of reaching Estonia in the 2002 Eurovision Song Contest.

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More Information

Format: Paperback
 Pages: 288
 Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd
Published: 07 Oct 2002
ISBN 10: 0743219880
ISBN 13: 9780743219884

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Author Bio
TV broadcaster Jonathan Maitland reported for Radio 4's 'Today' programme for six years, before moving to BBC 1's 'Watchdog'. He currently works for ITV as a reporter on the 'Tonight' programme with Trevor McDonald, and has presented three 'House of Horrors' series about cowboy builders, and a new consumer watchdog series, THE MAN IN THE VAN. His first book, HOW TO MAKE YOUR MILLION FROM THE INTERNET (AND WHAT TO DO IF YOU DON'T) was published in 2001.