by Andy Dawson (Author), Andy Dawson (Author)
The Sea - cold, wet, and unforgiving. The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people, and crap pop culture. Man buns? Get in the sea. Glitter beards? In you go. Cereal cafes? SEA. And how about manspreading, ant gin, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves, and Shoreditch? Then there's waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, Nando's, drones, and Gregg Wallace? Fuck. It's never ending. Something must be done. Buy this book. Or you know what you can do. . .
Format: Hardcover
Pages: 256
Edition: UK ed.
Publisher: Michael Joseph
Published: 25 Feb 2016
ISBN 10: 0718183819
ISBN 13: 9780718183813
Book Overview: On dry land, our day-to-day lives are being well and truly done up the wrong 'un by hordes of idiots who drag us down with their foolishness, their tompankery and their epic sh*thousery. Something must be done - it's time for the idiots to be dispatched into the f**king sea.