A Wayne in a Manger

by Gervase Phinn (Author)

• Used

  Hardcover
  2005

  $3.47

  No one re-tells the greatest story of all time in quite the way that an infant Nativity play can...What happens when Mary drops Baby Jesus? Or when the Innkeeper ? in a sulk because he wanted to be Joseph ? invites Mary in but sends her husband packing? Can the play continue when the fidgeting shepherds forget their words, or when one of the Three Kings gets star-struck and fails to deliver his gift on cue? In this beautifully illustrated book, Gervase has collected together his favourite Nativity stories which will move you to tears and make you cry with laughter. For any parent who has sat in a school hall to watch their child in their first starring role.

• Used

  Paperback
  2006

  $3.62

  A Wayne in a Manger is the hilarious compilation of nativity stories by Gervase Phinn. Discover some wonderfully funny and touching nativity play anecdotes, including children forgetting their lines, ad-libbing, falling of the stage, picking their noses and showing their knickers. One brilliant anecdote tells of an innkeeper who generously says there's plenty of room for Mary and Joseph, while another child, jealous of Joseph's starring role, allows Mary to come in but not Joseph, who can 'push off'...There's the baby Jesus who suddenly pipes up with 'My name is Tammy, are you my Mommy?' and funniest of all, Mary who tells Joseph, 'I'm having a baby - oh and it's not yours'. Gervase Phinn's A Wayne in a Manger is the perfect gift this Christmas. Gervase Phinn's memoirs have made him a hero in school staff-rooms . ( Daily Telegraph ). Gervase Phinn is an author and educator from Rotherham who, after teaching for fourteen years in a variety of schools, moved to North Yorkshire to be a school inspector. He has written autobiographies, novels, plays, collections of poetry and stories, as well as a number of books about education. He holds five fellowships, honorary doctorates from Hull, Leicester and Sheffield Hallam universities, and is a patron of a number of children's charities and organizations. He is married with four adult children. His books include The Other Side of the Dale , Over Hill and Dale , Head Over Heels in the Dales , The Heart of the Dales , Up and Down in the Dales and Trouble at the Little Village School .

• New

  Paperback
  2006

  $11.44

  A Wayne in a Manger is the hilarious compilation of nativity stories by Gervase Phinn. Discover some wonderfully funny and touching nativity play anecdotes, including children forgetting their lines, ad-libbing, falling of the stage, picking their noses and showing their knickers. One brilliant anecdote tells of an innkeeper who generously says there's plenty of room for Mary and Joseph, while another child, jealous of Joseph's starring role, allows Mary to come in but not Joseph, who can 'push off'...There's the baby Jesus who suddenly pipes up with 'My name is Tammy, are you my Mommy?' and funniest of all, Mary who tells Joseph, 'I'm having a baby - oh and it's not yours'. Gervase Phinn's A Wayne in a Manger is the perfect gift this Christmas. Gervase Phinn's memoirs have made him a hero in school staff-rooms . ( Daily Telegraph ). Gervase Phinn is an author and educator from Rotherham who, after teaching for fourteen years in a variety of schools, moved to North Yorkshire to be a school inspector. He has written autobiographies, novels, plays, collections of poetry and stories, as well as a number of books about education. He holds five fellowships, honorary doctorates from Hull, Leicester and Sheffield Hallam universities, and is a patron of a number of children's charities and organizations. He is married with four adult children. His books include The Other Side of the Dale , Over Hill and Dale , Head Over Heels in the Dales , The Heart of the Dales , Up and Down in the Dales and Trouble at the Little Village School .