Bitch: It's Bollocks and it's the Dog's

by Mark Roland (Author), Christopher Dawes (Author), Mark Roland (Author), Paul Thompson (Author), Steven Appleton (Author)

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  Hardcover
  2005

  $4.98

  Hey, Dogface! Bored with biting postie? Has chasing cars become tiresome? Does fetching sticks seem repetitive and futile? You need Bitch ! It enables you to: growl in amazement at the decline of the once great Dr Who sidekick K9, now a rusting hulk eking out a meagre living on Big Town's scrapheap; sniff out the full story behind Big Town's major art event, The Turder Prize; bark mindlessly in reaction to our feature about dogging; and do some slightly disturbing carpet scooting/arse rubbing after looking at our pictures of top bitch action. Plus loads of insight into all kinds of matters canine: poo, bones, kennels, meat, fighting, running about, barking, and whimpering. Did we mention poo? There's a lot about poo. And impacted anal glands. Bitch - it's for the leader of the pack. You'll howl with laughter.