The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You

by VladMezrich (Author)

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  Paperback
  2009

  $3.40

  Fed up with puncture wounds in your neck 'and' having a broken heart? Finding it hard to resist the charm of alabaster skin and golden eyes? Desperate to conquer your urge to fall for the undead? Vlad Mezrich has been a vampire for centuries, and he knows a thing or two about vampire-mortal love affairs. Now in one handy volume he shares his secrets. A quick read through this and the heart pounding, bloodsucking days of falling for vampires will be over.