One Hundred Ways for a Cat to Find Its Inner Kitten

One Hundred Ways for a Cat to Find Its Inner Kitten

by Celia Haddon (Author)

Synopsis

Finding your inner kitten is about finding serenity and peace. It's never too late, at any age, to have a happy kittenhood. The secret of this lies in your ability to integrate and transform your experiences with an inferior species, humans. Stop relying on humans to fulfill your physical, emotional and inner-kitten needs. You must take responsibility for your own welfare. Humans are emotionally inadequate. They cannot understand the purradigm of the cat-human partnership. Humans expect lifelong loyalty and love, failing to understand that this is the human part of the relationship. Their inevitable disappointment warps the relationship. Bowls of food are no substitute for proper hunting. The hard wired instinct to eye, stalk, pounce, tear off feathers and eat prey is unused and the inner kitten is unfulfilled. Catnip mice are no substitute for real mice. Humans enjoy playing with them. We cats do not recognise them as mice though we will occasionally join in this silly human game - out of sheer good manners

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Format: Paperback
Pages: 96
Edition: 2nd Imprression
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
Published: 19 Sep 2002

ISBN 10: 034078721X
ISBN 13: 9780340787212
Book Overview: Purrfect ways to understand the meaning of your inner kittenhood and humans, - the dysfunctional species that stifle your inner kitten joy.

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Created by Paul Whitehouse, Ron Manager is familiar to millions from The Fast Show and his regular column in the Guardian. A brilliant spoof of football columns. Following the success of One Hundred Ways for a Cat to Train Its Human which has sold over 100,000, Celia Haddon brings us this year's stocking filler for all cat lovers.
Author Bio
Celia Haddon is a bestselling anthologist whose books have sold well over 1,000,000 copies worldwide. She was the Daily Telegraph's pet agony aunt and is a reputed lover and worshipper of cats, having lived with them and loved them since she was a child. She has compiled a number of anthologies in their honour. She is also compiler of the best-selling One Hundred Ways series and a qualified cat behaviourist.