There's a Hamster in the Fast Lane

by Brian Moses (Author)

• Used

  Unabridged
  2008

  $4.17

  Prepare to meet a tortoise on a trampoline (boing!), a cat who bites back (ouch) and a poor little rich dog (whimper). You'll find out what all the fashionable ferrets are wearing at the moment - and how your average cat reacts to being served the wrong brand of cat food. MI-AOW!

  The speed cameras are flashing

  But they can't identify

  A hamster in the fast lane

  As he roly-polys by.

  No more tickles on the tummy,

  No more crummy little cage.

  One hundred miles an hour at least,

  Fuelled by hamster rage.

  (from 'There's a Hamster in the Fast Lane' by Brian Moses)