How to Embarrass Teachers

How to Embarrass Teachers

by PaulCookson (Author)

Synopsis

Ever cringed at something your teacher has said or done? Then these poems are for you! Now's the time to find out how a well-placed whoopee cushion (amongst other things) can make your teacher squirm . . .

Biting Mad

I love to make my teacher mad,

I love to make him shout

'cos when his tongue gets tangled up

his new false teeth fall out!

Celia Gentles

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Format: Unabridged
Pages: 96
Edition: Main Market
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Published: 01 Sep 2006

ISBN 10: 0330442767
ISBN 13: 9780330442763
Children’s book age: 7-9 Years

Author Bio
Paul Cookson spends most of his time visiting schools, performing his poetry and helping children to write their own poems. He is also a freelance illustrator specializing in cartoons. He lives in Retford, Notts. Paul has compiled several books for Macmillan, including LET'S TWIST AGAIN, WHO RULES THE SCHOOL, UNZIP YOUR LIPS, THE WORKS and THE WORKS 3. He also has two of his own collections, GIVE US A GOAL and PANTS ON FIRE! He supports Everton.