Cook to Bang (The Lay Cook's Guide to Getting Laid)

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Paperback
2010
$15.05

Cook to Bang helps you avoid the kind of date that leaves you with nothing more than a GBP 150 dinner bill, and a doggy bag. It is the guide to wining, dining, and sixty-nining, for the cook who doesn't know his asparagus from his elbow. Offering a history of sex and food through the ages, tips for setting the bait, the best menu for each 'sexual profile', creating a sexy time - vibe, and how to make your move, it's an everyman's guide to one of the most effective tools of seduction. Chapters of this title cover: essential strategic advice - how to transition from cooking to banging; drinks pairing - when champagne and when the Champagne of Beers; crisis aversion - what to do if your date catches on fire; natural aphrodisiacs - Watermelon = nature's Viagra; and, recipes scientifically proven to get you laid.

Synopsis

Cook to Bang helps you avoid the kind of date that leaves you with nothing more than a GBP 150 dinner bill, and a doggy bag. It is the guide to wining, dining, and sixty-nining, for the cook who doesn't know his asparagus from his elbow. Offering a history of sex and food through the ages, tips for setting the bait, the best menu for each 'sexual profile', creating a sexy time - vibe, and how to make your move, it's an everyman's guide to one of the most effective tools of seduction. Chapters of this title cover: essential strategic advice - how to transition from cooking to banging; drinks pairing - when champagne and when the Champagne of Beers; crisis aversion - what to do if your date catches on fire; natural aphrodisiacs - Watermelon = nature's Viagra; and, recipes scientifically proven to get you laid.

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More Information

Format: Paperback
Pages: 240
Edition: 1
Publisher: Griffin,U.S.
Published: 03 May 2010
ISBN 10: 0312600186
ISBN 13: 9780312600181

Media Reviews

He teaches you how to tap your inner Julia Child and easily tap that girl's... - Houston Chronicle

A bumper-to-bumper culinary seduction guide covering everything from drink pairing to mood music. -Huffington Post

Walker's step-by-step process turns Chef Boyardee into Chef Justgotlaidlastnight. -AOL's Asylum

Don't take Walker's word for it: according to celebrity chef Mario Batali, There's two ways to make someone happy-both are by putting something in them. -Newsweek

Spencer Walker's highly manticipated Cook to Bang. -NY Magazine Miss Manners it's not, but undoubtedly smart stuff. -Philadelphia City Paper

I would suggest this book to anyone who likes to read, cook, laugh or wants to get closer to a lady friend. - obby D Radio Show

The methodology for the making of true romance can be found in Walker's masterpiec
He teaches you how to tap your inner Julia Child and easily tap that girl's... - Houston Chronicle
A bumper-to-bumper culinary seduction guide covering everything from drink pairing to mood music. -Huffington Post
Walker's step-by-step process turns Chef Boyardee into Chef Justgotlaidlastnight. -AOL's Asylum
Don't take Walker's word for it: according to celebrity chef Mario Batali, There's two ways to make someone happy--both are by putting something in them. -Newsweek
Spencer Walker's highly manticipated Cook to Bang. -NY Magazine Miss Manners it's not, but undoubtedly smart stuff. -Philadelphia City Paper
I would suggest this book to anyone who likes to read, cook, laugh or wants to get closer to a lady friend. - obby D Radio Show
The methodology for the making of true romance can be found in Walker's masterpiece, Cook to Bang. -Crave Online
Walker is a culinary pioneer. -University of Arizona Daily Wildcat

He teaches you how to tap your inner Julia Child and easily tap that girl's Houston Chronicle

A bumper-to-bumper culinary seduction guide covering everything from drink pairing to mood music. Huffington Post

Walker's step-by-step process turns Chef Boyardee into Chef Justgotlaidlastnight. AOL's Asylum

Don't take Walker's word for it: according to celebrity chef Mario Batali, 'There's two ways to make someone happy-both are by putting something in them.' Newsweek

Spencer Walker's highly manticipated Cook to Bang. NY Magazine

Miss Manners it's not, but undoubtedly smart stuff. Philadelphia City Paper

I would suggest this book to anyone who likes to read, cook, laugh or wants to get closer to a lady friend. Bobby D Radio Show

The methodology for the making of true romance can be found in Walker's masterpiece, 'Cook to Bang'. Crave Online

Walker is a culinary pioneer. University of Arizona Daily Wildcat

He teaches you how to tap your inner Julia Child and easily tap that girl's... --Houston Chronicle

A bumper-to-bumper culinary seduction guide covering everything from drink pairing to mood music. --Huffington Post

Walker's step-by-step process turns Chef Boyardee into Chef Justgotlaidlastnight. --AOL's Asylum

Don't take Walker's word for it: according to celebrity chef Mario Batali, 'There's two ways to make someone happy-both are by putting something in them.' --Newsweek

Spencer Walker's highly manticipated Cook to Bang. --NY Magazine

Miss Manners it's not, but undoubtedly smart stuff. --Philadelphia City Paper

I would suggest this book to anyone who likes to read, cook, laugh or wants to get closer to a lady friend. --Bobby D Radio Show

The methodology for the making of true romance can be found in Walker's masterpiece, 'Cook to Bang'. --Crave Online

Walker is a culinary pioneer. --University of Arizona Daily Wildcat

Author Bio

SPENCER WALKER has been a sous-chef and a private chef, and he has worked for the renowned Los Angeles catering outfit The Kitchen for Exploring Foods. Renee Russo once declared his lamb chops orgasmic. He has been a creative executive for Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network and has written television episodes for Warner Bros., Nickelodeon, and Disney.