by Celia Rivenbark (Author)
This title is from the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You Only Prettier , and Bless Your Heart, Tramp , comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate; and, how Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life. Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering. Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time; Airlines serving up one hot mess; action figure Jesus; why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter; and, much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of somewhere.
Format: Paperback
Pages: 256
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Published: 04 Oct 2010
ISBN 10: 0312363028
ISBN 13: 9780312363024
Rivenbark's latest outing is a fantastic book that will keep you laughing at the minutiae of the world outside while giving you time to reflect on your own life. --Book Reporter
.. .one of those books that makes you laugh out loud and possibly even snort soda through your nose! --Booking Mama
Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; and Belle Weather. We're Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats. She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.