The Pirates! In an Adventure with Whaling

The Pirates! In an Adventure with Whaling

by Gideon Defoe (Author)

Synopsis

Since she sailed away after the pirates' adventure with scientists, the pirates' boat has been somewhat battered by the rigours of ocean life. Her mast keeps collapsing, her wheel has broken off and several of the pirates have ended up with nasty splinters. Realising his paintings can only cover up the leaks for so long, the Pirate Captain decides he must pay a visit to Cutlass Liz's boat yard (Liz is 'famed for having the best face on the entire eastern seaboard') and trade his ship in for a newer model. Dazzled by the swan-lined curtains and tennis courts of 'The Lovely Emma', and frankly, by Cutlass Liz's lovely face, the Pirate Captain makes a rash decision and finds himself with a debt of six thousand doubloons, and very little time in which to pay it before the sands of Liz's hourglass run out and he and his crew are gutted like fish. And so the Pirates set forth on a courageous voyage and a desperate quest for some ready cash. Their adventure will take them from the Florida Keys to the bright lights of Las Vegas, to the ends of the earth in search of a mythical white whale, and even, perhaps into the dark depths of madness. But hopefully, they'll be home in time for tea.

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More Information

Format: Hardcover
Pages: 160
Publisher: W&N
Published: 01 Sep 2005

ISBN 10: 0297849018
ISBN 13: 9780297849018
Children’s book age: 9-11 Years
Book Overview: Clever and silly and funny and unique, The Pirates! in an Adventure with Scientists has gained a devoted following of fans who eagerly await the pirates' next adventure. 'Hilarious. Destined to become a classic of Pirate comic fiction.' Eric Idle. 'A short, deliriously funny novel about incredibly stupid pirates and ham, which will hopefully signal the demise of long, unfunny novels set on land.' Ardal O'Hanlon 'Enid Blyton might have written Pirates! after a night in an opium den' Publishing News.

Media Reviews
'Silly, surreal and absolutely and utterly hilarious, THE PIRATES! IN AN ADVENTURE WITH WHALING is possibly the funniest book I've ever read.' IMAGE (September 2005) 'Defoe's pint-sized book has an exceedingly high gag quota and the daft, innocent humour is reminiscent of Monty Python. The perfect way to lighten the mood during long, dark winter months ahead.' -- Sarah Tierney CITY LIFE (8.12.05)
Author Bio
Gideon Defoe is rumoured to be directly related to Daniel Defoe. He was born in 1976 and wrote his first book about pirates to impress a girl. He lives in London.