Cassandra French's Finishing School for Boys

Cassandra French's Finishing School for Boys

by EricGarcia (Author)

Synopsis

Is it possible to have it all? If by 'all' you mean a succession of irritants building up into one great mess, then that's exactly what Cassandra French has got - a mother who's under house arrest for fraud, a blonde, yoga instructor of a friend who's the sort of man magnet you want your boyfriend staying well clear of, a boring and highly frustrating job as a lawyer for a Hollywood film studio, and three men in her basement. Actually, the three men are proving to be the least of her worries. They're (ahem) enrolled in Cassandra French's Finishing School for Boys, a school that, after one bad date too many, Cassandra founded to train young men into better human beings. The curriculum includes colour co-ordination, behaviour on dates and, occasionally, sex. Everything is going swimmingly well, until she enrols Jason Kelly, the studio's biggest star. Suddenly, it seems, Cassie is in well over her head.

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Format: Paperback
Pages: 368
Edition: New edition
Publisher: Arrow
Published: 01 Sep 2005

ISBN 10: 0099472554
ISBN 13: 9780099472551
Book Overview: 'HILARIOUS AND WILDLY IMAGINATIVE; A SCREAM FROM START TO FINISH' WENDY HOLDEN

Media Reviews
'A hilarious parody ... Unspeakable fun' * New York Times *
'Garcia has a knack for pointing out the absurdities of both the female mind and Tinseltown. And though the situation soon turns hilariously outrageous, anyone who's been on a really bad date can relate. A-' * Entertainment Weekly *
'Prepare for a twisted tale ... Garcia pushes the limit of laugh-or-gasp fun as Cassandra trains her former dates in the skills of woman-pleasing. Warped? Yes. But who doesn't want a well-behaved man?' * Marie Claire *
'Eric Garcia has written a great satirical twist on chick lit.' * Chicago Tribune *
'Sex and the City meets Misery' * Houston Chronicle *
Author Bio
Eric Garcia lives and works in LA, where he wrote CASSANDRA FRENCH. His first novel, MATCHSTICK MEN, was made into a hugely successful film starring Nicholas Cage.